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Clean Money, Dirty Tactics

The Money Laundering Store

Build store fronts. Launder cash. Make sure the heat lands on somebody else.

Crime scene: do not cross Build store fronts Move dirty cash Keep the heat low Tip off the feds Leave clean

No heroes. No honest books. One clean exit.

A strategic island game about timing, nerve, and making your friends look much more suspicious than you do.

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This game is satire. Please launder socks responsibly.

What is The Money Laundering Store?

The Money Laundering Store is an upcoming crime strategy game for iOS. Build store fronts, launder cash, dodge the heat, and make your friends look far more suspicious than you.

In development. Coming soon to the App Store.

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What kind of game is it?
A crime strategy game about timing, nerve, suspicious store fronts, and keeping the heat pointed somewhere else.
What do I actually do?
Build store fronts, move dirty cash, manage the heat, and make your friends look guiltier than you.
Can I play it yet?
Not yet. The game is in development and coming soon to the App Store.
Is any of this real?
Would we really make an iOS game about Money Laundering to commit actual crime? I mean, it's not a bad idea, but no.
Who is behind it?
An accountant! Can you believe that? One that lives on an island too. You can follow his column on Substack if you're into that sort of thing.